knock it off mom.

so apparently, mothers used to "hide" under a blanket

during child photography. (because you had to hold still for a week)

did they charge by the face or something?

why not, you know, just be in the picture? you are their mother after all.

or why not just tie the kid to something like a mental patient?

it'd be less creepy than being restrained by a hooded demon mom.

consequently, every one of these children grew up to be murderers.

haunted at a cup of joe.